80 Funny Tagalog Jokes to Savor Filipino Sense of Humor

agalog jokes serve as a testament to the wit and humor deeply ingrained in Filipino culture. Their charm lies in their clever wordplay, the amusing misuse of the Tagalog language, and even the playful mix of English and Tagalog known as “Taglish.” These jokes often draw on shared cultural experiences, offering an insider’s perspective on Filipino life that can be both humorous and heartwarming.

However, for those not familiar with the language or culture, some jokes may seem elusive. But, with a bit of context and understanding, they can open a window into the Filipino people’s vibrant, jovial, and resilient spirit. Remember, respecting the culture and people is paramount when sharing and enjoying these jokes.

Best Tagalog Jokes

Ano ang sinabi ng isda nung namamatay na siya?
“I’m daing!”

Ano ang tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?
Baby oil!

Why is salt bad for you?
Because it’s asin.

What does an old lady and a banana have in common?
They’re both saging.

Ano favorite chord ni Freddie Aguilar?
Edi A minor.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Akomaba.

Sinong robot ang may scandal?
Wall-e.

Paano namatay si Capt. Hook?
Nangati itlog.

Ano ang tawag sa mga leader ng saging?
Banana Chip.

Anung sasabihin mo kapag may nakita kang donut na nasa bubong ng bahay mo?
“Bavarian!”

Anong soup ang iniinom?
Edi soupdrinks.

Bata: Ale may asin kayo?
Ale: Meron.
Bata: Kami rin eh.

Ano ang ginagawa ng nagrerebeldeng tinapay?
Nag-aalsa.

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Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Drug dealer po.
bang bang bang
Crickets

Ano daw nauna: Bills or Coins
Coins. Kasi “Coin Purse.”

Me at the reception of Sequoia Hotel.
Me: Asan si ati?
Lady: ??
Me: Andito na sequoia (evil laugh inside a cave)!

Anong tawag sa malamig na soup?
Soupdrink.

Ano ang tawag sa mas malaki sa city?
Utsu.

Bata habang kausap ang nagtitinda ng fishball, “Manong, may ubas kayo?”
Manong: Wala.
Kinabukasan…
Bata: Manong, may ubas kayo?
Manong (Inis na ng kaunti…): Wala nga e! Kapag bukas nagtanong ka pa sa akin kung may ubas ako, e isa-stapler ko ang bibig mo!
Kinabukasan uli…
Bata: Manong, may stapler kayo?
Manong: Wala.
Bata: May ubas kayo?

Why didn’t the group of Filipinos enter the theater?
The sign on the door said “pull.”

Anong tawag sa kalabaw na umaakyat ng puno?
Magaling.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
HIP HOP.
HIP HOP who?
HIPHOPatawad mo, minahal kita agad…

Anong Halik ang lumilipad?
Halik-copter.

Ano sa japanese ang speechless?
Wasabi.