40 Funny Climate Change Jokes And Puns to Break The Ice
These side-splitting gags, puns, and one-liners will not only tickle your funny bone but also serve as a lighthearted reminder of the challenges we face. So, let’s laugh, learn, and love our planet together as we explore these rib-tickling climate change quips!
Best Climate Change Jokes
How do you know that Climate change is a joke?
Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What’s the only animal unaffected by climate change?
Egyptian Crocodiles because they live in Da Nile.
Yo mama so fat, when she farted she caused climate change!
What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline?
An anti-climactic climatic joke.
Do you know that it has been proven that Greta Thunberg is making a real difference to climate change?
Every time she comes on the TV approximately 1 million people switch it off.
What’s the scariest part about climate change?
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Humans: There is absolutely nothing that can be done to combat climate change.
Mother Earth: Hold My Beer.
Do you know that we haven’t found a solution for climate change yet?
But we’re definitely getting warmer.
What do you get when you cross a wolf and a climate activist?
Did you see that Climate change is getting on the news a lot more nowadays?
You could say its a hot topic worldwide.
What would you call a song about climate change?
An Algorithm. (Al Gore rhythm)
What’s the main cause of Climate Change?
Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.
A climate scientist and a climate-change denier walk into a bar.
The climate-change denier goes to the bartender and asks for the strongest drink in the house.
The bartender takes out a bottle and says, “This is Absinthe, about 75% alcohol. Can I sell you a glass?”
The climate-change denier gets all upset and leaves the bar in a huff. The climate scientist says to the bartender, “Those climate-change deniers! You can show them the proof but they still won’t buy it!
Why did the Earth blush?
It saw the climate changing.
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What are the causes of climate change?
The climate changes when it gets tired of wearing the same old clothes.
How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Do you know a lot of people have been protesting about the climate?
They’re just afraid of change.
What is the warmest period in the history of the world’s climate called?
How many politicians does it take to solve climate change?
The theory that politicians solve anything at all is yet to be proven.
Did you know that many people don’t take climate change seriously?
It would be cooler if they did.
Why did the climate skeptic cross the road?
He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Why has climate change caused an increase in auditions for films?
Because the media keeps telling everyone to “ACT NOW!”
What do pirate ships use for climate control?
What kind of dessert do you make to celebrate climate change?
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What do you call it when it rains quarters?
Did you hear that Cathedrals are helping to fight climate change?
Because they are echo friendly.
How does a meteorologist buy a soda?
With climate change.
Who’s climate and why’s he changing?
Be yourself bro.
Why should we never argue about climate change?
It always turns into a heated debate.
What happens when you rub two climate scientists together?
Why are blondes our best chance for solving climate change?
Blondes know the meaning of ‘hot.’
Why are conservatives climate change deniers?
Because they want to melt the snowflakes!
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A vegan, a climate change activist, and an MMA fighter all walk into a bar.
How do I know this? Because None of them can stop telling me about it.
Climatologist: My findings are meaningless if taken out of context.
Media: Climatologist claims “climate findings are meaningless.”
What do orgies and climate change have in common?
How do weathermen get up a mountain?